My Wife is a Hottie

[destinationtruth]

(excuse the language) But damn Mandy set herself on fire. She has about a five inch area with about a second degree burn. She'll be ok, but it's going to hurt for awhile though.

I was burning out about a half an acre area of leaves and it was going fine, but Mandy was concerned and keeping a close eye on me because I had my O2 tank strapped on. It was just about finished when she decided to rake a little more back on an area and stomp a little out when heaven forbid her boots and pants just flared up! Drop roll and tried to pat it out with no success. Stripped her boots and pants off and got her up, throw the pants to the side as they got engulfed in flame. . . son-of-bitch I noticed the butt of her 9mm sticking out of the pocket. . . Crap! Reached and got it just as the pocket went up in a blaze.

Anyhow got the burn cooled off and applied aloe and lidocaine with a light gauze wrap. Gave her a Naproxen for the pain too. After she calmed down all I could do was shake my head at her and say, “Damn Mandy I already think your smoking hot.” I mean she really didn't need to prove it!

[NotBuyingIt]

My best wishes for Mandy's speedy recovery. Let someone else handle the New Year's fireworks.

[Kraftwerk]

First of all: Tell her to get well soon!

Secondly, do you have a video? Sounds better than most movies i watched.

[A440]

No composte heap for the leaves?
There is no danger of fire either.

[destinationtruth]

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No composte heap for the leaves?
There is no danger of fire either.
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Well are land is now about 40 acres; would be a big composite heap. ~smiles~
Just have to burn a little at a time, and it is good for the soil.

What I didn't know was she had been changing oil in the tractor. . . must of had some on her pants.

[alphacentauri]

OMG, wearing oxygen? You can't find some local pyromaniac to do that for you?

[destinationtruth]

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OMG, wearing oxygen? You can't find some local pyromaniac to do that for you?
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Can't get more local then myself. . . . LOL